Ain't America Amazing?

Not really funny, but I had to post this...enjoy

Ain’t America Awesome?

i always amuse an audience by asking for answers about why
Americans adore annihilation and avoid the amazing beauty of birth,
because bloody battles bring a brighter and more beautiful balance to
war crazed citizens constantly calling for catastrophe and chaos, craving calamity and the collapse of countries and i demand diligently why degenerates deserve to display their deplorable demeanor and deny their dignity on "girls gone wild" and how everyone who emancipates their enormous tits enjoy immense amounts of elevation and exaltation and everyone else evades those expressing emotions full of fascinating finds of fervor and fidelity fighting against fortunes but fond of the flavor of foresight forgetting glamor but growing their gifts like gardens of genius that even god is grateful of, but how hundreds and hundreds of humans have humongous amounts of hubris and they hide helplessly from intelligence and in turn become inclined to ignorance and intellectuals inevitably are now ignored just because they juxtapose the jovial way of acting like a jock or a jerk and jaunt to a journey where they kick it kindly with kinfolk and kill time not by killing other kingdoms but by lounging and learning through language and laughter, longing to learn lessons not just to live lavishly like movie stars and models, making magazine news because they made out, and the media markets millions of mortals that haven't matured and makes them feel minuscule, so they mimic the notable but not natural celebs on the news, now no one feels the need to know more knowledge and now the nation naturally becomes more naive. An openness to obtain wisdom is overruled by the opportunity to pull open your overalls and offer your sexual organs. Because people are presented with pathetic possibilities where they perceive the purpose of life is popularity and plenty people pretend a whole personality for the public's perspective and they put their passions on pause and are polluted by the populace thoughts and they rather peep a tv program then peep a paperback, and they quit the quest for the quantity and quality of their questions of life but rather repress the romance and reach for repulsive reputations of being regarded as respectable but rebellious, but really they are never real, they relish the respect of those who write reviews and they never really reveal their realness. They seldom see the serenity in the the scope of things. so they sporadically spend and splurge on superficial stuff to keep their selves sane, and some never sense to sort through stories to help stabilize their soul. talking to twenty is the same as talking to two, they talk of the same topics and their tangents take them to tiring and trivial themes, only taught by TV and not by understanding ubiquitous utilities like the mind and the soul, but under the underage universes what is unveiled is void, and veterans to visual arts are viewed as villains, not of violence but of the value of virtue, and vast verbose wise men will never be able to work if wisdom is whisked away, while we as Americans watch and wait for what will be on next, without wondering what will be waiting for us, and with wonderful wonders waiting to be washed up and found, we will be wrestled by the brain wash of worthless tv shows that excite but don’t expand out minds, shows like extra don't explore and have us expect to experience extraordinary exhibitions, but make us exit our own experiences. we should yearn to have our brains rise beyond yonder like yeast, but year after year the youth only gets younger and they yap a lot of yada yada yada and only say zip because this zestful zealous nation zig-zags into a zoo of zombies who don’t zero in but zone out and have their heads filled with zzzzz’s